There are sooo many things going on with this photo, I don’t even know where to start. First off, John (let’s just call him John, okay?) photoshopped his head in, but forgot that’s now how proportions work. Or how heads work. But John definitely looks like he’s been working hard, wearing glasses to the grassy beach and all, so he deserves some rest.

Next, I really want to know what John’s tats were originally. Because they’ve obviously been clone stamped or something, but not very well. We get some extra bicep sections, but we’re missing part of the leg. What was there!?

And I didn’t even do a crop of the swimming suit, in efforts to keep this family friendly, but whaaaa??? That’s a pretty amazing swimsuit.

But hey, if you’re in need of a wicker repair kit, and not a crazy pic of John on the beach grass, then this may just be the product for you!

Wicker Repair Material and Kit