Nothing says, “I love you” quite like a human-sized stuffed chimp presented by a hardworking senior in a wife-beater tank. And luckily you can find that on Amazon today, with Prime free shipping!

You need to see all the product images on this product listing. And you need to watch the videos on the listing as well. And generally just enjoy it, because it is truly a marketing site to behold.

Big Plush Giant Stuffed Monkey