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Uhoh, balloons just wandered into the sexism debate

Sexist commentary on lung capacity


It’s a well-known fact that women oooobviously have less lung capacity than men (</sarcasm>), which is why the purveyor of this balloon pump feels comfortable noting that women require 60 seconds to blow up a balloon as opposed to 50 seconds for men.

Good thing this balloon pump exists! Save your breath!

Side note: I’m pretty sure that both that man and women must be lifelong smokers, because if it’s really taking you 50-60 seconds to blow up a balloon, you might be a bit outside the norm.

Balloon Pump, 3-in-1 Portable Electric Air Pump